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well i wish that this is better :\
France : 5...4...3...2...1... Bonne Année !! USA : 5...4...3...2...1...Happy New year !! Lebanon : 5...4...3...2...1... n2ata3it lkahraba :P |
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01-03-2012
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شيخ متعصب للدين ركب مع شفير تكسي
قال للشوفير : على أيام الرسول .......كان في راديو ؟?!! قالو الشوفير : لأ قلو : معناها اطفي الراديو !! الشوفير طفى الراديو وولع سيجارة اجا قلو الشيخ : على ايام الرسول كان في دخان ؟?!! قله الشوفير :لأ قلو معناها اطفي السيجارة !! كبست مع الشوفير ....و قلو : على أيام الرسول كان في تاكسي ؟ قلو: لأ . . . . . قلو : إنزل ........و استنى قافلة قريش
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01-14-2012
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U have to be 100% Lebanese to understand this story:
From 2 weeks 3 I met a girl in The Tooth of the Elephant.she was other look & like the moon. burn her religion what beautiful. I tried to touch her pulse to see if there is space. While we r eating her ex came! !I knw he want to problemize so i said "lk,my head does nt cary me, break the evil" He poisoned my body and went, but the girl gave breakfast to my nerves, i asked her: r u empty tonight? She said: i'll empty myself for u! I told her: thx u r digestible
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01-28-2012
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الاب: بس تكبر يا بابا بخبرك
الطفل: بابا بليييييييييييييييييزخبرني هلأ ... ... الاب: طيب إسمع ، بس تزوجت إمك ، رحت أنا وياها على Internet café وفي الكافي نت أبوك عمل للماما Connected ساعتها إجت الماما عملت Download من الـ Flash Memory تاعت البابا ولمـّا انتهى بابا من Uploading اكتشفنا إنو ما إستخدمنا الـ Firewall And Antivirus ولإنو فات الأوان وما قدرنا نعمل Cancel OR Delete بعد تسع شهور إجانا Virus اللي هو انت يا بابا |
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