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Old 01-01-2012   #131
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well i wish that this is better :\
France : 5...4...3...2...1... Bonne Année !!
USA : 5...4...3...2...1...Happy New year !!
Lebanon : 5...4...3...2...1... n2ata3it lkahraba :P


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Old 01-03-2012   #132
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شيخ متعصب للدين ركب مع شفير تكسي

قال للشوفير : على أيام الرسول .......كان في راديو ؟?!!

قالو الشوفير : لأ

قلو : معناها اطفي الراديو !!

الشوفير طفى الراديو وولع سيجارة

اجا قلو الشيخ : على ايام الرسول كان في دخان ؟?!!

قله الشوفير :لأ

قلو معناها اطفي السيجارة !!

كبست مع الشوفير ....و قلو : على أيام الرسول كان في
تاكسي ؟

قلو: لأ
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قلو : إنزل ........و استنى قافلة قريش
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U have to be 100% Lebanese to understand this story:
From 2 weeks 3 I met a girl in The Tooth of the Elephant.she was other look & like the moon. burn her religion what beautiful. I tried to touch her pulse to see if there is space. While we r eating her ex came! !I knw he want to problemize so i said "lk,my head does nt cary me, break the evil" He poisoned my body and went, but the girl gave breakfast to my nerves, i asked her: r u empty tonight? She said: i'll empty myself for u! I told her: thx u r digestible
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الاب: بس تكبر يا بابا بخبرك

الطفل: بابا بليييييييييييييييييزخبرني هلأ
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الاب: طيب إسمع ، بس تزوجت إمك ، رحت أنا وياها على

Internet café

وفي الكافي نت أبوك عمل للماما

Connected

ساعتها إجت الماما عملت

Download

من الـ

Flash Memory

تاعت البابا

ولمـّا انتهى بابا من

Uploading

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Firewall And Antivirus

ولإنو فات الأوان وما قدرنا نعمل

Cancel OR Delete

بعد تسع شهور إجانا

Virus

اللي هو انت يا بابا
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