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Old 02-28-2010   #1
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen't get wet water gets Chuck Noris.

There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Chuck Norris counts for 4 of them.



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Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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In an average living room there are 1242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

-Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. ( )

-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can get orange juice at George Farah

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can get orange juice at George Farah
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Chuck Norris once farted, killing 22 victims, including a Former Prime Minister of Lebanon.

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when God said "let there be light" Chuck Norris replied "say please"
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