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Old 12-13-2011   #111
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When engineers fail to express their feelings, they use functions:

sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

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Girl- What is on 14th February!?
Boy- Valentine's Day
Girl- (Happy) You remembered! I thought you would say Champions League is back.
Boy- Huh! How many times should I tell you I am a Manchester UTD Fan !!
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^ it hurts but also so true
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Girl- What is on 14th February!?
Boy- Valentine's Day
Girl- (Happy) You remembered! I thought you would say Champions League is back.
Boy- Huh! How many times should I tell you I am a Manchester UTD Fan !!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny and painful at the same time :P
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c.ronaldo parks his brand new Porsche in front of old trafford
to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a
truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the
door before speeding off.

More than a little distraught, ronaldo grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, ronaldo starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.
No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the
same again!"

After he finally finishes his rant, the copper shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody footballers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps ron.
The copper replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." ??

ronaldo looks down in absolute horror.........

"F?#KING HELL!!!!!!" he screams....." My Rolex !!!!..."
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