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The Funny Quotes Thread
Like the quote of the day thread, every member can post one quote or oneliner joke a day.
Florida...it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife and sharks for the wife's mother. |
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09-05-2009
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I know Karate. And several other Japanese words.
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09-15-2009
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ktir 3ej2a b hal thread :P
anyways, what has four wheels and flies ? a garbage truck. |
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click on 'Groan' to switch to my left testicle. |
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you can't have a funny quotes thread without some simpsons quotes
 "Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe). 
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my favorite: Do it today; It may be illegal tomorrow.
....It’s ok I’m a cop 
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. |
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What do u call a fish with no eye ? (better said orally) - a fsh
What did the fish say when it hit a wall ? DAM What did the wall said to the other wall ? meet u at the corner what did one snowman say to the other snowman ? it smells like carrots. just check my fb statuses 
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The Difference between Muslims and Jews is that Jews dont like to spend any money and Muslims dont have any money to spend
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If speed scares you, try Windows.
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work hard for it ... Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. Homer Simpson  Thank You ...
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