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Old 09-04-2009   #1
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Florida...it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife and sharks for the wife's mother.


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I know Karate. And several other Japanese words.
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ktir 3ej2a b hal thread :P

anyways, what has four wheels and flies ?


a garbage truck.
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you can't have a funny quotes thread without some simpsons quotes

"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
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my favorite: Do it today; It may be illegal tomorrow.

....It’s ok I’m a cop
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What do u call a fish with no eye ? (better said orally) - a fsh
What did the fish say when it hit a wall ? DAM
What did the wall said to the other wall ? meet u at the corner
what did one snowman say to the other snowman ? it smells like carrots.

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The Difference between Muslims and Jews is that Jews dont like to spend any money and Muslims dont have any money to spend

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If speed scares you, try Windows.
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work hard for it ... Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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