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Old 09-22-2009   #11
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guys don't hijack this thread ONE LINE JOKE ONLY.


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The FDA announced a new generic name for Viagra today... Mycoxafloppin
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Motion to delete all the Jokes and keep this thread for funny quotes only.
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of course, its for funny quotes & one-liner* jokes only.

here is a new one

Teacher: "Simon, can you say your name backwards?" Simon: "No Mis"

*one-liner : a brief one line joke !
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When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

-George Carlin.
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
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Ok here comes two quotes from The Family Guy series:

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- Robber: "I'm gonna go bang my girlfriend and then I'm gonna kill Chris Griffin!"
- Stewie: "Good lord! Can he really say "bang my girlfriend" on TV?"

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- Stewie: "Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
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Here are some quotes for George Carlin:

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

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Hard Work Never Killed Anybody, But Why Take A Chance?
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Me Fail English ? UNPOSSIBLE !!
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