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Old 09-30-2009   #31
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


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Old 10-01-2009   #32
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