The Funny Quotes Thread - Page 5

Kain · 10-13-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Legend Killer

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

The title of the thread says FUNNY quotes

**Rami_s** · 10-13-2009

W Hamburger 3a Djej ... W 2el3ab Moussa 7jej

همبرغر عدجـــاج ... و العب موسى حجـــاج

**TAREK®** · 10-14-2009

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

Neoxter · 10-18-2009

Behind every great woman is a man checking out her A$$

Neoxter · 10-20-2009

What does the philosopher pirate say? "I think, therefore I ahrrrr!"

**Tawa** · 10-20-2009

"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."

-Joan Rivers

**Kingroudy** · 10-28-2009

i'm f*ck!ng busy and vice versa

Neoxter · 10-29-2009

Morning is nature's way of saying: HA, HA, now you have to do it all over again... Sucker!!!

**Google** · 10-29-2009

Success is like pregnancy - everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fu_cked.

Gilgamesh · 10-29-2009

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot pos“Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

George Carlin

10-14-2009	#43
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil

10-18-2009	#44
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	Behind every great woman is a man checking out her A$$ __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

10-20-2009	#45
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	What does the philosopher pirate say? "I think, therefore I ahrrrr!" __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

10-20-2009	#46
Tawa  Last Online: 08-02-2018 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,120 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor." -Joan Rivers __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

10-28-2009	#47
Kingroudy Super Moderator Last Online: 02-20-2014 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,580 Thanks: 1,888 Thanked 2,653 Times in 1,593 Posts Groans: 55 Groaned at 35 Times in 32 Posts	i'm f*ck!ng busy and vice versa __________________ click on 'Groan' to switch to my left testicle.

10-13-2009	#42
Rami_s Community Moderator Last Online: 05-07-2013 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,895 Thanks: 770 Thanked 4,271 Times in 2,417 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 17 Times in 8 Posts	W Hamburger 3a Djej ... W 2el3ab Moussa 7jej همبرغر عدجـــاج ... و العب موسى حجـــاج

10-29-2009	#48
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	Morning is nature's way of saying: HA, HA, now you have to do it all over again... Sucker!!! __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

10-29-2009	#49
Google Last Online: 05-30-2013 Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,788 Thanks: 10,018 Thanked 1,100 Times in 651 Posts Groans: 1 Groaned at 6 Times in 6 Posts	Success is like pregnancy - everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fu_cked. __________________

10-29-2009	#50
Gilgamesh Registered Member Last Online: 11-16-2009 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,005 Thanks: 632 Thanked 1,449 Times in 834 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 9 Times in 8 Posts	The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot pos“Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. George Carlin __________________ Formally Ratified, Essentially Established, Mandated And Selected Official Notable...

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