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Old 10-13-2009   #41
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Morning is nature's way of saying: HA, HA, now you have to do it all over again... Sucker!!!
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If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot pos“Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

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