The Funny Quotes Thread - Page 6

**Tawa** · 10-29-2009

More George Carlin Quotes:

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

- George Carlin.

**Tawa** · 11-04-2009

Do you believe in Love at First Sight? Or should I walk by again?

3arabi · 11-05-2009

I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets

**Tawa** · 11-05-2009

He who laughs last thinks slowest. (it's okay; I'll wait).

- Neoxter.

Neoxter · 11-21-2009

I've got some more, I forgot this thread lol :P

Why is 70 the hardest number to say? Because after 69 your mouth is full.

A Huge natural disaster hits Pakistan, 5000 dead, the two families involved are sed to be distraught.

If Pinocchio said his nose was about to grow, what would happen?

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning?
A: A visitor.

The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

Women - Treat them like fine Persian Rugs. Take them outside twice a year and beat them.

**TAREK®** · 11-21-2009

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy

abousoun · 11-22-2009

نصرف الكثير من المال لنشتري الملابس الجميله..

لكن اوقاتنا الجميله نقضيها بدون ملابس

حكمة محشش أو تحشيشة حكيم

Thank You ...

**Tawa** · 11-24-2009

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on Fire.

- George Carlin

Neoxter · 11-26-2009

I first realised I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer to wash my face

- neoxter.

**mr_j** · 11-27-2009

"birthdays: the celebration of the fact that you did not die yet" mr_j

10-29-2009	#51
Tawa  Last Online: 08-02-2018 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,120 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	More George Carlin Quotes: Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it. - George Carlin. __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

11-04-2009	#52
Tawa  Last Online: 08-02-2018 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,120 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	Do you believe in Love at First Sight? Or should I walk by again? __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

11-05-2009	#54
Tawa  Last Online: 08-02-2018 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,120 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	He who laughs last thinks slowest. (it's okay; I'll wait). - Neoxter. __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

11-21-2009	#55
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	I've got some more, I forgot this thread lol :P Why is 70 the hardest number to say? Because after 69 your mouth is full. A Huge natural disaster hits Pakistan, 5000 dead, the two families involved are sed to be distraught. If Pinocchio said his nose was about to grow, what would happen? Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning? A: A visitor. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. Women - Treat them like fine Persian Rugs. Take them outside twice a year and beat them. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

11-21-2009	#56
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	In God we trust; all others must pay cash. He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea "Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil

11-05-2009	#53
3arabi Registered Member Last Online: 01-28-2012 Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 296 Thanks: 122 Thanked 379 Times in 166 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts	I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets

11-22-2009	#57
abousoun Registered Member Last Online: 04-16-2011 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,230 Thanks: 2,159 Thanked 3,964 Times in 1,663 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts	نصرف الكثير من المال لنشتري الملابس الجميله.. لكن اوقاتنا الجميله نقضيها بدون ملابس حكمة محشش أو تحشيشة حكيم Thank You ... __________________ Jess' Signature

11-24-2009	#58
Tawa  Last Online: 08-02-2018 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,120 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on Fire. - George Carlin __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

11-26-2009	#59
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	I first realised I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer to wash my face - neoxter. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

11-27-2009	#60
mr_j Community Moderator Last Online: 09-26-2018 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,518 Thanks: 3,021 Thanked 2,076 Times in 1,156 Posts Groans: 7 Groaned at 34 Times in 27 Posts	"birthdays: the celebration of the fact that you did not die yet" mr_j __________________ "Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. " -Mark Twain

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