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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it. - George Carlin.
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Do you believe in Love at First Sight? Or should I walk by again?
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I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets
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He who laughs last thinks slowest. (it's okay; I'll wait).
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I've got some more, I forgot this thread lol :P
Why is 70 the hardest number to say? Because after 69 your mouth is full. A Huge natural disaster hits Pakistan, 5000 dead, the two families involved are sed to be distraught. If Pinocchio said his nose was about to grow, what would happen? Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute for higher learning? A: A visitor. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. Women - Treat them like fine Persian Rugs. Take them outside twice a year and beat them. ![]()
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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea "Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy
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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on Fire.
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