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Old 11-27-2009   #61
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You are the God of success and the Success of god
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Old 11-27-2009   #62
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I believe this is not the WTF quotes thread :P
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I believe this is not the WTF quotes thread :P
wtf , i thought this was the Quotes thread , ddnt notice the FUNNY
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Old 11-28-2009   #64
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wtf , i thought this was the Quotes thread , ddnt notice the FUNNY
now that's a WTF
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this one just came over my mind:

Samir Geagea is so ugly that when Geagea's mom gave birth to him, she said "Shit happens"



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just for 3id.

قال أحد الحكماء في الجاهلية ما رأيت أبخل من ثلاث : من يلبس القديم ولديه الجديد! ومن يمنع نفسه عن الطعام ولديه المزيد ! وسكت .... فقيل له من الثالث ! فدمعت عيناه وطأطأ رأسه وقال: من لا يرسل لأصدقائه مسج بالعيد ولديه رصيد !! ثم أجهش بالبكاء حتى بكى كل ...الحاضرين معه في الكوفي شوب


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I used to be a man in a woman's body ... Then I was born.
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Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding your hand looking in your eyes
and still wants your pulse will be normal.
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Yeah, ok, yes, yeah, yeah, ok, yes, ok, I know, ok, yes, Bye Mom.
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I'm outta my mind, Be Right Back in 10 minutes. :P
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