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Old 02-02-2009   #1
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مرة الحماصنة جمعوا تبرعات من بعضهم واشتروا قنبلة ليضربوها على حماه، قام الطيار الحمصي طار وضرب القنبلة بنص حمص، قاموا سألوه بعدين، ليش ضربت القنبلة بحمص؟ قال لهم: شو احنا دافعين دم قلبنا عالقنبلة لنضربها بحماه ؟!؟
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حمصي تحركش بوحدة . قالتله اعطيني رقم تلفلونك قلها من أولها طلبات
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سألوا حمصي:مين أهم الشمس ولا القمر؟
قال القمر طبعا..القمر بيطلع بالليل ينور لنا والدنيا ظلمة...
أما الشمس تطلع بالنهار والدنيا نور أصلا
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عشرة بحارة حماصنة ماتوا، ليش؟ لما الغواصة خربت طلعوا بدهم يدفشوها
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ليش الحماصنة بيزيتو الشجر ؟
مشان ما تزقزق العصافير

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هاي ، كول مي بليز
حمصي باعت مسج لواحد موبايلو ما بيستقبل عربي

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سؤال لحمصي :اذكـــر ثلاثــــة أنواع من السمـــك؟
سمك مقلي , سمك مشوي , سمك مملح

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حمصي بيسأل صاحبه : الهند بعيدة ؟
قال : ما أعتقد لأن في هندي معانا في الشغل بيجي على بسكليت

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في واحد حمصي راح على المدينة، ولما رجع قال لأبوه: يابا أريد كيري،
قلو أبو: والله ما تاخد غير بنت عمك،
الحمصي: يا بابا كيري جبنة،
قلو أبوه: وبنت عمك قشطة

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في واحد حمصي قرر يلتحق بالحرس الجمهوري وبعد فترة صار من أحسن الضباط
قرر رأيسه يبعته عالمطار مشان يستقبل وفد صيني ...
وبلش يشرحله شو بده يعمل بالاستقبال وألوا :بس ينزل رئيس الوفد بتحط المدفع وبتضرب 3 ضربات آم ألو الحمصي : سيدي إذا صبته من أول ضربة كمل الباقي؟؟؟

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