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![]() واحد دايماً ينتف بالحماصنة ويقول نكت عنهم... وقرر إنه يتوب .. وراح لمكة ووقف عندالكعبة وقال: يا رب إغفر لي كل كلمة حكيت فيها على حمصي وإني إن شاء الله بتوب توبة صادقة... وقام يدعي ربه ويستغفر ،،،،،،،، وفجأةً . . . . إجاه حمصي وقال : أخي، القبلة وين ؟؟؟؟؟؟ قال: شفت يا ربي! هنن إللي بيستفزوني!!!!! |
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![]() واحد حمصي فحصه دكتور قاله معك سرطان فى المخ قال الحمصي : الله اكبرمن وين اجانى المخ
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here is a joke for you while were too busy making fun of the "hamasne" they passed us in Internet connection :
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![]() مرة اتنين حماصنة ماشيين بالشارع شافوا قسيس الكنيسة عم يعرج ! سألوه : خير يا أبونا شوباك ؟؟ قللون: مبارحة زحطت بالبانيو! قالولوا له له له سلامتك ...... وودعوه ... إلا أنو الحمصي سأل رفيقو وهوي مستغرب : دخلك شو هادا البانيو؟؟ قام قللو : شو بيعرفني شايفني مسيحي؟؟؟
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This one if freaking hilarious
![]() ![]() ![]() " mara 7omse 3am bi bous sa7ebto ... ta3melo 7ayete nsit 3elektak bi teme ... ya3mela laa2 7ayete hayda balgham " !! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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![]() حمصي و شامي راحوا على محطة القطار
ولما وصلو لقو القطار مشي.. ركضوا مشان يلحقو القطار.. الحمصي سرررررع ولحــق وركب القطار!!!!! و الشامي ماقدر يلحق من كثرة الضحك سألوه ليش عم تضحك؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ قال هالأجدب أصلاً جاي يودعــني ![]() |
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![]() في حمصي فتح محل بزورات بلبنان و سماه أمي ذهبت نكاية بمحلات أبي عاد
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A Homsi was searching the dictionary for the word "Dictionary". he
found this meaning: "Dictionary is the thing you are holding , stupid" wondering what the definition of stupid was, he searched for the word stupid, and found: "is that you again |
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![]() كيف أسلم اول حمصي؟ يحكى انه في قديم الزمان رزق حمصي بمولود. فذهب إلى مسلم وقال له: يا مسلم رزقت بمولود!!! فسأله المسلم: أهو ولد؟ قال الحمصي: لا! قال المسلم اذاً فهي بنت...... فأعجب الحمصي بذكاء المسلم فأسلم!!!
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