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Old 11-23-2009   #41
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واحد دايماً ينتف بالحماصنة ويقول نكت عنهم...
وقرر إنه يتوب .. وراح لمكة ووقف عندالكعبة وقال:
يا رب إغفر لي كل كلمة حكيت فيها على حمصي
وإني إن شاء الله بتوب توبة صادقة...
وقام يدعي ربه ويستغفر ،،،،،،،، وفجأةً . . . .
إجاه حمصي وقال : أخي، القبلة وين ؟؟؟؟؟؟
قال: شفت يا ربي! هنن إللي بيستفزوني!!!!!


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Old 11-25-2009   #42
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واحد حمصي فحصه دكتور قاله معك سرطان فى المخ قال الحمصي : الله اكبرمن وين اجانى المخ

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Old 11-27-2009   #43
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here is a joke for you while were too busy making fun of the "hamasne" they passed us in Internet connection :

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I often use speedtest.net to check my internet speed, and I noticed there is now a check location in syria called aya, so I decided to check what that isp is, how fast it is and how much it costs
and I found out that, for 15$ a month, you get an adsl connection with unlimited speed and a 5 GB limit
if you're looking for an unlimited connection, the 256 unlimited costs 17$, 512 unlimited chi 34$ 1 mb/s unlimited 55 $
so keep jocking
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مرة اتنين حماصنة ماشيين بالشارع شافوا قسيس الكنيسة عم يعرج ! سألوه : خير يا أبونا شوباك ؟؟ قللون: مبارحة زحطت بالبانيو! قالولوا له له له سلامتك ...... وودعوه ... إلا أنو الحمصي سأل رفيقو وهوي مستغرب : دخلك شو هادا البانيو؟؟ قام قللو : شو بيعرفني شايفني مسيحي؟؟؟

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Old 12-04-2009   #45
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This one if freaking hilarious

" mara 7omse 3am bi bous sa7ebto ... ta3melo 7ayete nsit 3elektak bi teme ... ya3mela laa2 7ayete hayda balgham " !!

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Old 12-13-2009   #46
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حمصي و شامي راحوا على محطة القطار
ولما وصلو لقو القطار مشي..
ركضوا مشان يلحقو القطار..
الحمصي سرررررع ولحــق وركب القطار!!!!!

و الشامي ماقدر يلحق من كثرة الضحك
سألوه ليش عم تضحك؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

قال هالأجدب أصلاً جاي يودعــني

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في حمصي فتح محل بزورات بلبنان و سماه أمي ذهبت نكاية بمحلات أبي عاد

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الحماصنة عملوا مظاهرة ... لبّسو واحد منهم بوش وحرقوه


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A Homsi was searching the dictionary for the word "Dictionary". he
found
this meaning: "Dictionary is the thing you are holding , stupid"
wondering what the definition of stupid was, he searched for the
word
stupid, and found: "is that you again
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كيف أسلم اول حمصي؟


يحكى انه في قديم الزمان رزق حمصي بمولود.

فذهب إلى مسلم وقال له: يا مسلم رزقت بمولود!!!

فسأله المسلم: أهو ولد؟

قال الحمصي: لا!

قال المسلم اذاً فهي بنت......
فأعجب الحمصي بذكاء المسلم فأسلم!!!
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