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Old 04-08-2006   #1
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Default Jesus is watching you !!

A burglar broke into a house one night and heard in the
dark "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more he clicked the light on
and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect
the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking
for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room,
his flashlight came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he
hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn
you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are
you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the Burglar laughed. "What kind of people would
name a bird Moses?

>>>>"The same kind of people who'd name a Rottweiler
>>>>Jesus".


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look at this pic. and u will see jesus
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