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>>*In U.S.A ...*
>> >>*1- Go to the club* >>*2-catch a gurl and smile 4 her * >>*3-Buy her a drink* >>*4-some talking* >>*5-then invite her home ..* >> >>*In Europe* >>*1-Go to skool * >>*2-Find a Cute gurl in ur skool* >>*3-ask her 4 date* >>*4-go with her to the first date then walk with her to her house!! >> >> kiss her!!* >>*5-go with her in a second date .. then walk with her to ur house!! >>Then invite her to the house .....* >> >>*In Lebanon* >>** >>*1-Go buy A Cool Car (mishen el benet t7ebak)* >>** >>*2-Go and make ur hair In Versace (mishen tsir cool)* >>** >>*3-Go Drive In Kazdoura Or Tla3 3a Ehden(matra7 ykoun fi girls)* >>** >>*4-Put Loud ENGLISH music (tab3an el shab bikoun 3am yhez raso wo >>mesh fehim shi men el song!!)* >>** >> >>*5-Start talking with a gurl (shou ya 7elwi .. sho hal ta3jeh ya >>na3jeh ... like this )* >>** >>*6-after 5-6 days of hard working in Driving u will catch one ... >>(tab3an bta3teek ra2ma)* >>** >>*7-start callin her daily u need 3 Alfa Credit Recharges In 1 >> >>month ..( tab3an kel el 7aki bekoon wallah ana awal ma sheftek >>7abaytik ... inti awal wa7deh b7eba ...ana yali b7eba wala momken >>khouna ... tab3an el shab bedal ye7ke ! wo after an hour of talking >>she says just 3 words .. 1-yeah 2- Thanks 3-Bye)* >>** >>*8-after 1 month u ask her for the first date and u take her to >>Cafe >>....(tab3an el benet betjib kel ref2ata ma3a ! mishen ya3touha >>ra2yon >>bel shab ! or mishen te2heron ! )* >>** >>*9-at the end of date ! she have a call from her dad (yalla 7abibti >>waynik la halla2 wo men hal 7ake)* >>** >>*10- So she needs to go ! (tab3an el shab byetlob el bill ! wo >>bisir ykhabiya 3an el 2a3deen ! 3ala 2ases inou el shab el shahem >>yali ma bikhliya tedfa3 ! bas el miskin metlabas fiya wo b ref2ata >>!! fa be7ot 40000 L.L ! wo mishen ybayen inou mesh se2len 3an el >>money ! byetrok Tips 5000 L.L >>...)* >>** >>*11-Back to home and call her !! (tab3an el shab bikoun safef edem >>bayta wo bye7kila : ya allah wallah tmanet inou el yom ma yekhlas >>,, >>law be2dar wa2ef el wa2et bass ,, ya 3omre kif ken shaklek wallah >>kenti mghatiyeh 3an el kel ! wel gurl have 4 words this time >> >>1-Yeah 2-Thanks 3-mesh la hal darajeh ya3ne 4-bye)* >>** >>*12-After 2 Weeks u ask her 4 a Date .. alone ... (ba3ed alf mara >>tetrajeha maybe te2bal !)* >>** >> >>*13-Go to cinema (lezim shroot ! inou ma ykouno b ekher seat ! >>wo lezim ykoon bayna wo bayno kerse wa7ad wo ma yetala3 fiya la2ana >>bet7eb trakez bel movie ..)* >>** >>*14-After The movie u take her to walk (tab3an hiyeh mesh walk >>hiyeh tal3et daraj 3al city complex)* >>** >>*15- u hold her hand (el security byetala3 fikon and wo >>bilaze2 fikon ! so el benet btez3al 2al lesh el security fakar >>tafkeer mesh mnee7 ! wo bterja3 3a bayta za3leni(inou 3ala ases >>heyi ktir sensitive wo ktir mhazbi wo inou hal ma3ma3at ma bifoutou >>bi rasa w shou masket 2id w hal 7araket el bala ta3me :P) wel >>shab birou7 bye3la2 ma3 el security )* >>** >>*16-After 1500 missed call the gurl answers and says (sho badak ?! >>3ajabak ana 7ada yfaker inni B**** ...wo bel ekher >>byetla3 el 7a2 3lekk lesh msaket her hand !)* >>** >>*17-U will go to Apologize 2 her .. (tab3an betroo7 >>bteshteri >>akbar wo 2at2al hadeya...clothes,flowers,perfume and a big bear ) * >>** >>*18- she will smile and back again ..* >>** >>*19-after 2 months u ask her for a date (tab3an ba3ed ma tkoon >>nesyet sho sar hadek el yom ! mishen el benet kteer senstive >>...7aram )* >>** >>*20-she will say yes (w bet2ilo ma t2elli wala tjebli siret el >>cine aw el city complex again ! wo 7zor sho? ! >>tab3an el shab b2illa 7ader )* >>** >>*21- she go on a drive with him in the car ( tab3an el shab >>bi7et slow songs ! wo bibalesh yet7atam eddema ! then bisof ma7al >>fadi !! >>wo byemsik 2ida wo bibalesh 7aki 7elo ! )* >>** >>*22-then he get closer want to kiss her (3ala khadda tab3an !! >>hiyeh >>betseer tsarekh .. SHO SHAYFNE ANA ?? METEL EL BANET YALI KENET >>TE3REFON ,, ANA 3OMRO MA SHAB YELMESNI :s :s :s :s NAZELNI HALLA2 >>YALLA )* >>** >>*23-the gurl went to her home >>..(el shab bidalo yde2ila wo her mob >>msakar ! wo bedal ylef wo ydawer jamb bayta wo be7et goerge >>wassof wo bebalesh ydakhen ! wo hiyeh la 7ayat Liman tounadi !!)* >>** >>*24-after 3 months (el shab bikon met7atem wo b 2arer yente7ir ! >>wo heyi betkoun la2et wa7ad tene wo sa7abeto w saret tedhar ma3o w >>nafs el 2essa ![]() >>*25- end of love storyy !* >>*26- wel shab 2a3ad 3a khazou2 :P >> >>Hope U Enjoyed My Story,After Working Hard ![]()
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nice one good jobe with the writing you did , man ma t3ibet wala ktabta bil te2sit
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Have a girl please check if the subject is posted before opening a new thread thank you |
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