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Old 09-13-2006   #1
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Default leb girls... {salbe

>>*In U.S.A ...*
>>
>>*1- Go to the club*
>>*2-catch a gurl and smile 4 her *
>>*3-Buy her a drink*
>>*4-some talking*
>>*5-then invite her home ..*
>>
>>*In Europe*
>>*1-Go to skool *
>>*2-Find a Cute gurl in ur skool*
>>*3-ask her 4 date*
>>*4-go with her to the first date then walk with her to her house!!
>>
>> kiss her!!*
>>*5-go with her in a second date .. then walk with her to ur house!!
>>Then invite her to the house .....*
>>
>>*In Lebanon*
>>**
>>*1-Go buy A Cool Car (mishen el benet t7ebak)*
>>**
>>*2-Go and make ur hair In Versace (mishen tsir cool)*
>>**
>>*3-Go Drive In Kazdoura Or Tla3 3a Ehden(matra7 ykoun fi girls)*
>>**
>>*4-Put Loud ENGLISH music (tab3an el shab bikoun 3am yhez raso wo
>>mesh fehim shi men el song!!)*
>>**
>>
>>*5-Start talking with a gurl (shou ya 7elwi .. sho hal ta3jeh ya
>>na3jeh ... like this )*
>>**
>>*6-after 5-6 days of hard working in Driving u will catch one ...
>>(tab3an bta3teek ra2ma)*
>>**
>>*7-start callin her daily u need 3 Alfa Credit Recharges In 1
>>
>>month ..( tab3an kel el 7aki bekoon wallah ana awal ma sheftek
>>7abaytik ... inti awal wa7deh b7eba ...ana yali b7eba wala momken
>>khouna ... tab3an el shab bedal ye7ke ! wo after an hour of talking
>>she says just 3 words .. 1-yeah 2- Thanks 3-Bye)*
>>**
>>*8-after 1 month u ask her for the first date and u take her to
>>Cafe
>>....(tab3an el benet betjib kel ref2ata ma3a ! mishen ya3touha
>>ra2yon
>>bel shab ! or mishen te2heron ! )*
>>**
>>*9-at the end of date ! she have a call from her dad (yalla 7abibti
>>waynik la halla2 wo men hal 7ake)*
>>**
>>*10- So she needs to go ! (tab3an el shab byetlob el bill ! wo
>>bisir ykhabiya 3an el 2a3deen ! 3ala 2ases inou el shab el shahem
>>yali ma bikhliya tedfa3 ! bas el miskin metlabas fiya wo b ref2ata
>>!! fa be7ot 40000 L.L ! wo mishen ybayen inou mesh se2len 3an el
>>money ! byetrok Tips 5000 L.L
>>...)*
>>**
>>*11-Back to home and call her !! (tab3an el shab bikoun safef edem
>>bayta wo bye7kila : ya allah wallah tmanet inou el yom ma yekhlas
>>,,
>>law be2dar wa2ef el wa2et bass ,, ya 3omre kif ken shaklek wallah
>>kenti mghatiyeh 3an el kel ! wel gurl have 4 words this time
>>
>>1-Yeah 2-Thanks 3-mesh la hal darajeh ya3ne 4-bye)*
>>**
>>*12-After 2 Weeks u ask her 4 a Date .. alone ... (ba3ed alf mara
>>tetrajeha maybe te2bal !)*
>>**
>>
>>*13-Go to cinema (lezim shroot ! inou ma ykouno b ekher seat !
>>wo lezim ykoon bayna wo bayno kerse wa7ad wo ma yetala3 fiya la2ana
>>bet7eb trakez bel movie ..)*
>>**
>>*14-After The movie u take her to walk (tab3an hiyeh mesh walk
>>hiyeh tal3et daraj 3al city complex)*
>>**
>>*15- u hold her hand (el security byetala3 fikon and wo
>>bilaze2 fikon ! so el benet btez3al 2al lesh el security fakar
>>tafkeer mesh mnee7 ! wo bterja3 3a bayta za3leni(inou 3ala ases
>>heyi ktir sensitive wo ktir mhazbi wo inou hal ma3ma3at ma bifoutou
>>bi rasa w shou masket 2id w hal 7araket el bala ta3me :P) wel
>>shab birou7 bye3la2 ma3 el security )*
>>**
>>*16-After 1500 missed call the gurl answers and says (sho badak ?!
>>3ajabak ana 7ada yfaker inni B**** ...wo bel ekher
>>byetla3 el 7a2 3lekk lesh msaket her hand !)*
>>**
>>*17-U will go to Apologize 2 her .. (tab3an betroo7
>>bteshteri
>>akbar wo 2at2al hadeya...clothes,flowers,perfume and a big bear ) *
>>**
>>*18- she will smile and back again ..*
>>**
>>*19-after 2 months u ask her for a date (tab3an ba3ed ma tkoon
>>nesyet sho sar hadek el yom ! mishen el benet kteer senstive
>>...7aram )*
>>**
>>*20-she will say yes (w bet2ilo ma t2elli wala tjebli siret el
>>cine aw el city complex again ! wo 7zor sho? !
>>tab3an el shab b2illa 7ader )*
>>**
>>*21- she go on a drive with him in the car ( tab3an el shab
>>bi7et slow songs ! wo bibalesh yet7atam eddema ! then bisof ma7al
>>fadi !!
>>wo byemsik 2ida wo bibalesh 7aki 7elo ! )*
>>**
>>*22-then he get closer want to kiss her (3ala khadda tab3an !!
>>hiyeh
>>betseer tsarekh .. SHO SHAYFNE ANA ?? METEL EL BANET YALI KENET
>>TE3REFON ,, ANA 3OMRO MA SHAB YELMESNI :s :s :s :s NAZELNI HALLA2
>>YALLA )*
>>**
>>*23-the gurl went to her home
>>..(el shab bidalo yde2ila wo her mob
>>msakar ! wo bedal ylef wo ydawer jamb bayta wo be7et goerge
>>wassof wo bebalesh ydakhen ! wo hiyeh la 7ayat Liman tounadi !!)*
>>**
>>*24-after 3 months (el shab bikon met7atem wo b 2arer yente7ir !
>>wo heyi betkoun la2et wa7ad tene wo sa7abeto w saret tedhar ma3o w
>>nafs el 2essa!)*
>>*25- end of love storyy !*
>>*26- wel shab 2a3ad 3a khazou2 :P
>>
>>Hope U Enjoyed My Story,After Working Hard Thanx For Reading


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Default Re: leb girls... {salbe

nice one good jobe with the writing you did , man ma t3ibet wala ktabta bil te2sit
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Default Re: leb girls... {salbe

this topic is posted before.
Have a girl

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