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Old 10-02-2006   #1
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Lightbulb The Less You Know, The More You Make

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
for those who don't know : p(watts)=w(joules)/time(seconds)

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know,the more you make.


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loooooooooll ya wayle shou genuis... lamman el wa7ad baddo ye2dir yfakkir heik baddo ykoun 3ando knowledge so haide kella mich mazbouta
lezim tkoun khalije aw sa3oude heik la betfakkir wla bta3rif bass bto2bad :P
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