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Old 03-28-2010   #1
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JawadIT za33altna ya zalameh I love chocolat bass 2alil ta 2eikool Cadbury bass men shi jem3a kein fi 3enna kartountein Cadbury bel beit 7ara2et dinoon htaryo stawyo fa allah ysei3edneh wnshalla ma ykoon fyoon shi bidor la2anno bkoon leizim koon mayyit men shi yawmein B3id l'shar... wb3id l'2ad7a wel sha3nineh ...
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This got me thinking.

How about we look through some of the old threads on vcoderz? in all forums. There are stuff that are just funny as hell in some of the old posts
We'd be able to see how some of us have changed, how we were, and just dig up some issues that'll get us laughing

Post whatever you find here


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Haha.

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Too Much Emoticons
Too Much Talking
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Only that you havn't changed yet
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An old thread by Kingroudy Dumb people shouldn't have pcs




Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall

Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.

1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the "Any" key is.

2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes by rolling them into a typewriter to type on them.

4. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies.

5. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was then heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room.

6. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.

7. Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the customer replied. When told "Egghead" was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks."

8. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.

9. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally.

10. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring that the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse.

11. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"

12. True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a "cup holder"?" Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped; it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotion, like at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?" Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it."

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The

caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

Another well-known one that I can add is the true tale of the user who called up complaining that the instructions said to load the four diskettes into "Drive A" but he couldn't possibly get more than one in.
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Old me: this color and the verdana font, rhyming words, speeches remixes, photoshop fun, VcoderZ Civil War, moderation team, poems, music debate.... ..... ken fi fadawe

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Old me: this color and the verdana font, rhyming words, speeches remixes, photoshop fun, VcoderZ Civil War, moderation team, poems, music debate.... ..... ken fi fadawe

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One of the many things that I don't get in this world is the lack of justice....I mean if we're all equal why can we wake up and hear birds singing while others are born deaf?Why can we stare at the eyes of our loved ones and others are blind?Why can we get up and walk while others can barely stand up?That's not equality to me...And lots of people try -but in vain-to come up with reasons for this injustice.I just don't get it...why did God do this to some people?However...I DO believe in God because this whole universe didn't exist by chance or by accident,a higher power created it,and I call this power God.


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Actually there is no injustice about what you just said [...]
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You wouldn't say that if you saw things from that specific prespective ..................


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You mess with the bull you get his posts
Hey hey...wait this is totally unfair I don't even know why I got into trouble
You were going to do this eventually...so okay
Happy now ? Does it help you sleep better at night now?
All of your surprising surprises out in the open ?
Cheesey weesey did not make sense big deal
You out of all people know why I made these particular two posts
Let's not talk about embarrassing posts...mesh a7san ? cough cough magically poofing post cough cough
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