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Miss O. 01-03-2008 10:19 PM

Driving In Lebanon
 
Ok rumor has it that driving there is like being in a horror movie, and i suppose as being a passenger in the car it did feel like that sometimes. lol

Well i've been driving in the u.s. for the past two years and knock on wood nothing bad happened. So of course i plan to go drive in lebanon. What i need from you guys is advice lol.

of course my parents keep saying no, but what makes it all so nice is ill be in lebanon and they won't belool

Is it honestly that bad? ive never been in a car accident there so do we just over exaggerate?


experiences and advice would be nice thanks :)

(don't make me regret asking :P)

Justin 01-03-2008 10:32 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
well, drive fast but slowly (do not accelerate), always open eyes, use the mirrors lool some lebanese forget that they have mirrors:P, use the flasher:P, cross the red light, dont stop, or else btesma3e 100 zammour warake lool. always get ready to push the brakes, and metel kel lebnene, the day u learn driving, is the day u start shitting the other drivers:W.. basically long story short, dont drink n drive,

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingroudy
smoke n fly:P


Miss O. 01-03-2008 11:21 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheriff Justin (Post 115596)
well, drive fast but slowly (do not accelerate), always open eyes, use the mirrors lool some lebanese forget that they have mirrors:P, use the flasher:P, cross the red light, dont stop, or else btesma3e 100 zammour warake lool. always get ready to push the brakes, and metel kel lebnene, the day u learn driving, is the day u start shitting the other drivers:W.. basically long story short, dont drink n drive,

tamanitni bas wooooooooooow

well about the flasher ....ive learned with lebanese they dont put on the flasher to the right or left according to the way theyre going. as long as one is one pfff they turn. ye3ni the left one will be on but they turn right ehh shou fiya

and the red light...now of course i can get used to crossing them
but can i get used to stopping again when i come back?lol

and another thing they love to drive on the line not next to it WHY?

oh boy nchallah kheir

Sheriff Ice 01-04-2008 09:18 AM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
well my only advise is:
" the only direction that cars doesnt come is from the ground"

i think this is enough to describe the situation

Josee 01-04-2008 06:00 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheriff Justin (Post 115596)
well, drive fast but slowly (do not accelerate), always open eyes, use the mirrors lool some lebanese forget that they have mirrors:P, use the flasher:P, cross the red light, dont stop, or else btesma3e 100 zammour warake lool. always get ready to push the brakes, and metel kel lebnene, the day u learn driving, is the day u start shitting the other drivers:W.. basically long story short, dont drink n drive,

Justin :O How can you forget to tell her to use the cell phone while she's driving?:O:O:Tawa:

TAREKŪ 01-04-2008 06:21 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
The way I see it: Driving In lebanon = Suicide :D

Justin 01-04-2008 08:18 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
nazaran la wade3 el 7ele yalli bel balad & the gasoline is getting more expensive while in the mean time, ppl are sick drivers:D, I suggest u either take the bus or a taxi:W

Cheerz'

PS: hope we will see u in vcoderz' upcoming meetings:W

Miss O. 01-04-2008 10:34 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheriff Justin (Post 115720)
nazaran la wade3 el 7ele yalli bel balad & the gasoline is getting more expensive while in the mean time, ppl are sick drivers:D, I suggest u either take the bus or a taxi:W

Cheerz'

PS: hope we will see u in vcoderz' upcoming meetings:W

im not a bus or taxi fan...i have people to drive for me if i want....but (badi shamir 3a znoudi w ana sou2 :P)


ohh id love to come meet you all...if im late you'll know it was because i was driving according to the law hahaha.

Jess 01-05-2008 01:12 AM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
lool driving in lebanon :|

Actually driving in Lebanon can take on the proportions of a nightmare lool lool

Although road conditions are improving, people still ignore red lights and stop signs, one-way streets.... kal 3ade lool bs ma tense lot lot lot of traffic

btw lool the way of driving ba3da the same lool one hand on the guidon! one hand greeting, one ear on cell phone, one ear listening to loud music, foot on accelerator, eyes on female/male lool , conversation with someone in next car:

Welcome to Lebanon!

Miss O. 01-05-2008 02:45 AM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess (Post 115778)
lool driving in lebanon :|

Actually driving in Lebanon can take on the proportions of a nightmare lool lool

Although road conditions are improving, people still ignore red lights and stop signs, one-way streets.... kal 3ade lool bs ma tense lot lot lot of traffic

btw lool the way of driving ba3da the same lool one hand on the guidon! one hand greeting, one ear on cell phone, one ear listening to loud music, foot on accelerator, eyes on female/male lool , conversation with someone in next car:

Welcome to Lebanon!

and this is why i will always love lebanon lool

Gilgamesh 01-05-2008 02:52 AM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Taratata (Post 115786)
and this is why i will always love lebanon lool

LOL....you will not anymore and will appreciate traffic laws in the U.S the first time someone driving like this hits your car in the morning lool ...another thing you will appreciate is car insurance companies and the city/state police ):

Mandy 01-05-2008 12:07 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess (Post 115778)
Although road conditions are improving

yeah lool now u can only find shi 100 joura in a highway instead of 110 lool
u can also see jeux de lumiere on khalde-beirut highway and u can barely see the road on jounieh-jbeil's "autostrade" (i guess it's supposed 2 be an autostrade ma heik?) :hawhaw:

Tawa 01-05-2008 02:06 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandy (Post 115816)
yeah lool now u can only find shi 100 joura in a highway instead of 110 lool
u can also see jeux de lumiere on khalde-beirut highway and u can barely see the road on jounieh-jbeil's "autostrade" (i guess it's supposed 2 be an autostrade ma heik?) :hawhaw:

In The Axis Of Evil, They Talked About The Highway :p, The Comedian Called It The "Advanterous Highway!" :lool:

Sheriff Ice 01-05-2008 07:34 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandy (Post 115816)
yeah lool now u can only find shi 100 joura in a highway instead of 110 lool
u can also see jeux de lumiere on khalde-beirut highway and u can barely see the road on jounieh-jbeil's "autostrade" (i guess it's supposed 2 be an autostrade ma heik?) :hawhaw:

i heard that Hummer is doing tests on the lebanese roads they are ideal for such kind of testing:plool

FriendOfZeus 01-06-2008 04:58 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
Driving in Lebanon :), u better sit tight for this one:

Driving in Lebanon is a joy for adrenaline freaks, for if it isnt for half senile taxi driver that counts his money while he drives, to the suicidal cats that keep crossing the damned streets, to outspoken gentleman whom their mouthes are dirtier than a Mississippi sewer, to the 3 years old doing acrobatic moves on his motorcycle, to the half asleep road police, to the kalamantine road selling merchant, to the potholes that u can actually see where they end, to the need to vitally destroy any chance of showing curtosy during driving.....if it weren't for all that, driving in Lebanon would be all too boring.

Tawa 01-06-2008 05:04 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
بكل بساطة بلبنان، يلّي بدّو وسوء لازم يسوء عنّو وعن غيرو

Sheriff Ice 01-06-2008 09:25 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
we are becoming like egypt, if u heard about how egyptian drive ull know what i mean, ya3ne like ur driving in hell

Miss O. 09-12-2008 02:32 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
hahahahhahahahaha i cant believe i opened this thread or even that i worried lool

you guys really exaggerated pff :Tawa:

In no time you get used to the driving there and i must say its "fun" :D not like here where we're petrified from someone named the police while driving hahah.

The real problem for me was getting used to how they drive here after i came back from lebanon. hahaha.

SysTaMatIcS 09-12-2008 02:42 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
2 days ago i was driving the car in the road , so this guy was standing in his car in the middle of the road blocking any access and talking to a man on the street , so i beeped the horn , and he looked at me , and he said " 3am be7ki ma3o ya 5ayyi mesh sheyif!!! " :| , thats the lebanese mentality ): , everyone owns the road

Medusa 09-12-2008 07:45 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
tayyeb he was talking to the man ma kenet cheyif lool ??? :p

Joker666 09-12-2008 08:26 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
driving in lebanon is too much fun

SysTaMatIcS 09-12-2008 10:37 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Joker666 (Post 151932)
driving in lebanon is too much fun

thats what my brother said when he came from dubai this summer :p , m3awwad 3al nizam honeek , wait for the traffic lights , let some cars pass then go , he drove like this for few days , but when he saw that when he lets one car pass , they all pass and he gets stuck , and the people penetrating the traffic lights , sar metlon ysoo2 , m5ene2a b m5ene2a lool

Joker666 09-12-2008 11:09 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
People don't penetrate traffic lights any more
I see lots of things getting better actually
new bridges, new traffic lights, new roads

much better

xcoder 09-12-2008 11:32 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
It could be called everything but certainly not driving.
Signs and laws are only prestige and extras.
You can never be good to anyone because byerkabo 3a dahrak.
99% of Lebanese don't use the seat belt 2al bideyi2 w they're not used to it and finish it by if god wants to take us he won't wait the seat belt.
And some seat belt "periods" check comes, some people are ready for it. They got shirts with something like a seat belt attached to it, hek they fool the police and score 1-0.
Let alone 2 people blocking the whole traffic because they missed each others and take few minutes to chat, they're in a free country elak ma3na?
Or someone bado yjib shaghle 3al sari3, he stops the car in the middle of the road and leave, "3al sari3" in Lebanon is never less than 10 minutes.
Not to mention road status, we're way into art, we have multicolored roads in Lebanon ups and downs no lighting on main streets and construction objects on the roads with no signs or light on it.
They only remember to fix them every 4 years with worst and cheapest quality ever known.
Policemen on the roads are players, trying to chase chicks here and there by opening the buttons of their uniform and show their chest's hair.

My friend is German-Lebanese, he rented a car 3ala asses 2 weeks.
10 minutes later he called the company to come take the car because he had no enough skills to drive in the jungle.

I am going to buy a car pretty soon and i am really worried how i am going to do it, i am a person who likes to respect laws, but is it really possible to drive with such mentality?

SysTaMatIcS 09-12-2008 11:40 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
5eda men tem mgarreb , my brother helek w hes following the law , in the end after few days , he became one of them , u just cant win , comb ur hair and clock in :p

Joker666 09-13-2008 12:00 AM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
U'll get used to it very soon
and u'll love it actually

Rami_s 09-14-2008 09:01 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
غداً، يوم جديد في تطبيق قوانين السير. السرعة ممنوعة، حزام الامان ضروري ولا تساهل مع المخالفين

ابتداءً من صباح الغد تبدأ قوى الامن الداخلي حملة واسع لتطبيق أحكام قانون السير بهدف معالجة أزمة السير والمحافظة على السلامة العامة فهل سيلتزم المواطنون بالحملة؟

تشمل المخالفات التي سيتم التشدد بتطبيقها : تجاوز السرعة،و عدم الامتثال لشرطي السير وركوب الدراجة النارية بدون خوذة وعدم وضع حزام الامان واستعمال الهاتف الخلوي اثناء القيادة

الغرامات تتراوح بين خمسة وسبعين وخمسة وثلاثين الف ليرة لبنانية


اذا كان مطلوب من المواطن التقيد بقانون السير بحذافريه، فالبديهي في المقابل، ان تتأمن طرقات سليمة واشارات ضوئية تعمل وعناصر شرطة سير على كل التقاطعات، بحيث تكون الحملة دائمة ومتواصلة ليتمّ الالتزام بها جدياً، وبقانون سير جديد مطلوب
Source: OTV/tayyar.org
Tanchouf:W

SysTaMatIcS 09-14-2008 09:42 PM

Re: Driving In Lebanon
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rami_s (Post 152227)
غداً، يوم جديد في تطبيق قوانين السير. السرعة ممنوعة، حزام الامان ضروري ولا تساهل مع المخالفين

ابتداءً من صباح الغد تبدأ قوى الامن الداخلي حملة واسع لتطبيق أحكام قانون السير بهدف معالجة أزمة السير والمحافظة على السلامة العامة فهل سيلتزم المواطنون بالحملة؟

تشمل المخالفات التي سيتم التشدد بتطبيقها : تجاوز السرعة،و عدم الامتثال لشرطي السير وركوب الدراجة النارية بدون خوذة وعدم وضع حزام الامان واستعمال الهاتف الخلوي اثناء القيادة

الغرامات تتراوح بين خمسة وسبعين وخمسة وثلاثين الف ليرة لبنانية


اذا كان مطلوب من المواطن التقيد بقانون السير بحذافريه، فالبديهي في المقابل، ان تتأمن طرقات سليمة واشارات ضوئية تعمل وعناصر شرطة سير على كل التقاطعات، بحيث تكون الحملة دائمة ومتواصلة ليتمّ الالتزام بها جدياً، وبقانون سير جديد مطلوب
Source: OTV/tayyar.org
Tanchouf:W

eh mbala , yesterday i was at a district , the light was red , but that didnt stop the 2 cars infront of me from passing , under the signt of the " daraki " so msheet warahon :p


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