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Pharmacy: Helping out one moron After Another
This thread is dedicated to the forum's dear pharmacists:)
This is where we can complain, chat and answer each other's questions:D Post your weird pharmacy questions, jokes, basically anything related to pharmacy:D Comments are always appreciated :D |
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Top 10 reasons for dating a pharmacist:D:
1-Very clean life style and bed style too. 2-We are well trained to listen.:) 3-Drug Dealers….with a license! Hell yea..:W 4-Free drugs, condoms, and birth control pills…We play safe!:$ 5-When it comes to measures we are precise, gentle, and got a whole bunch of leaks before reaching the end point! lol,don’t u just love Titration?! 6-We know quite enough anatomy, to know what works and where.;) 7-We own a variety of lotions, creams and gels, and aren't afraid to use them. 8-We do it on the counter, in the car, and on hospital beds all day long. 9-We never miss a target ;) 10-Love is all about chemistry, right?…Well so is Pharmacy !:D No dirty thoughts:p |
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I found a few pharmacy related complaints and weird phamacy questions on facebook posted from a bunch of pharmacists:p Thought i'd share some:p
Middle Aged Lady: "Can I get just one Tylenol #3?" Me: ".... uh... no, it's a prescription, do you have a prescription?" MAL: "No... I just want one, I'll pay for it" Me: "No." MAL: "Well, you can't say I didn't try." ome mid-30's woman once came to me with a prescription of an anti-tussive for her 10 year old son , as i gave her the drug , and i am telling her what to do... Me :- see this line ?? fill it to here . and give your son 3 times a day , every 8 hours ! Woman :- to fill until the line ?? Me:- yes . Woman :- to the line to fill from down or from up ?? (she ment that u can fill it from up to the line and a half air will be in the bottom ROFL , i guess she was too stupid to realeze that :S ) Me :- thinking-( :wtf: ) Me :- if you can fill it from up so fill it ! if u cant (which is what gonna happen-thinking) fill it from down ! Pt: I need my reflexology pills. Me:Pardon me? Pt: My reflexology pills for my stomach. Me: Oh, your acid reflux pills XD |
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Pt: I need a refill on my ass toast (actos) other pt: Do you guys have any neo sperm? (neosporin) loollool annother pt: I need my girlfriend's pills filled her name is..(first name only) me: do you know her last name? Pt: no me: do you know her birth day? pt:no me: Do you know her address? Pt: no, but she's in my fave 5 on my phone, see. Patient: Hello, are Chicken Pops contagious?? Me: No....But Chicken Pox are. Patient: Oh):..........Well is there a vaccine for Chicken Pops??): |
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this happened once in real life in lebanon :
one guy came to the pharmacy he didnt want his wife to get pregnant...so contraceptive pills were given to him and he was told : btekhidon once before sleeping... after a while this man came to the pharmacy screamin shoutin and fightin.... the pharmacist went like wat is ur problem wat is wrong ? he said my wife is pregnant how can u do this to me bla bla bla... so the pharmacist asked him : did she take the pills as i assigned and never missed one. he thought for a while and said : AM THE ONE WHO WAS TAKING THEM !!! |
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this happened with me :
hello miss hey how r u ? plz i need my HTN ( hypertension ) pills i said wat r they called ? he said i dunno u know them i buy them everytime from here i was like i dunno the man replied : it is a white rounded tablet and started describin it and i was like khallesni how shall i know then he ended up let me enter inside and search i know the box color :D |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ THE PREGNANCY PILLS STORY HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE
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Once a guy came to me he told me i want my dad's glucose strips i said i dunno who is ur dad he said his full name and i stil didnt recognize him so he said call ur boss ask him he knows .... i thought it aint worth callin so i said khalas its ok here all the glucose strips do u know which one of them it is ? he said yea i guess it is the green color so i said ok...
he said i wanna show it to my dad and if it is the one i wil come pay u...i said no sorry icant...he said hiyye hon i went like ok :S w this was since shi 9 months w ba3do la halla2 ma ija dafa3 7a22o :S i paid 40 $ for it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3 :(:(:( P.S. we have 8 cams at the pharmacy and we got his pic bt we cld never know him aw get anyone to know him |
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One afternoon....
a med rep came to me... he asked me abt his stuff w products w mishi l7al he then asked can i use the bathroom for a second...i was like mmmm ummm mmm ok tfaddal 5 mins passed..... 10 mins passed.... 15 minssss passed..... and the guy didnt show up and i was like omg wat is he doin inside and i was alone there so i cldnt do anythin abt it after shi 20 mins he comes out smiling .... thank u i said ur wlc w he left.... 30 seconds after he left....10 perfume testers were sprayed in the pharmacy w fihimkon kfeyi !!!! |
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