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SysTaMatIcS 05-10-2007 08:06 PM

The 11 Israeili Rules to Survive!
 
Rule # 1: In the Middle East, it is always the Arabs that attack first, and it`s always Israel who defends itself. This is called "Retaliation".

Rule # 2: The Arabs, whether Palestinians or Lebanese, are not allowed to kill Israelis. This is called "Terrorism"

Rule # 3: Israel has the right to kill Arab civilians, this is called "Self-Defense", or these days "Collateral Damage".

Rule # 4: When Israel kills too many civilians. The Western world calls for restraint. This is called the "Reaction of the International Community".

Rule # 5: Palestinians and Lebanese do not have the right to capture Israeli military, not even a limited number, not even 1 or 2. This is called "Kidnapping".

Rule # 6: Israel has the right to capture as many Palestinians as they want (Palestinians: around 10000 to date, 300 of which are children, Lebanese: 1000s to date, being held without trial). There is no limit; there is no need for proof of guilt or trial. This is called "War on Terrorism".

Rule # 7: When you say "Hezbollah", always be sure to add "supported by Syria and Iran". this is called: "Axis of Evil"

Rule # 8: When you say "Israel", never say "supported by the USA, the UK and other European countries", for people (God forbid) might believe this is not an equal conflict. This is called "Helping our Friends".

Rule # 9: When it comes to Israel, don`t mention the words "occupied territories", "UN resolutions", "Geneva conventions". This could distress the audience and is called "Anti-Semitism".

Rule # 10: Israelis speak better English than Arabs. This is why we let them speak out as much as possible, so that they can explain rules 1 through 9. This is called "Neutral Journalism".

Rule # 11: If you don`t agree with these rules or if you favor the Arab side over the Israeli side,you must be a very dangerous anti-Semite. You may even have to make a public apology if you express your honest opinion like Mel Gibson. this is called "Democracy".

mitain 05-11-2007 10:23 AM

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so true , i hope some day , it will be posted on cnn or fox news :D

FriendOfZeus 05-11-2007 09:59 PM

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WOOOOOOOOTTTT!!! Great post my friend :>:>:>
ama put this on my weblog.

Ghnadine 05-12-2007 08:10 AM

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So terrifcly true a good post and all is true if u watched the news on CNN or what Bush said u'd say very true Thanks for sharing.

xcoder 05-13-2007 10:52 AM

Democracy and Human rights of israel
 
Look at the human rights and democracy of israel that they're proud of.
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2851/4lqe2q0au4.jpg

SysTaMatIcS 05-13-2007 07:20 PM

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damn ba**tards!! they have no heart! they have no mind! this aint the 1st time they do this , once i watched a video of a man on the floor while theyr breaking his hands with roks and stones :o

lebanon10452 05-17-2007 04:53 PM

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i agree on this rules and i don't favor the arab side . and about the child picture who told him to throw stones on the vehicle , he deserve it .
long live the great nation of israel .

Sniper 05-17-2007 05:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lebanon10452
i agree on this rules and i don't favor the arab side . and about the child picture who told him to throw stones on the vehicle , he deserve it .
long live the great nation of israel .

I am very prud to be living among people like you:S

Tawa 05-17-2007 05:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lebanon10452
i agree on this rules and i don't favor the arab side . and about the child picture who told him to throw stones on the vehicle , he deserve it .
long live the great nation of israel .

:D Oh You Must Be A Patriotic Arabic Person :hawhaw:

So, As I Understood, You're Saying That He Doesn't Have The Right To Defend Himself O_o
Put Yourself In His Place... Wouldn't You Defend Your Country Against Syria?
He's Doing The Same...

Burn In Hell Great Nation Of Israel.

striker220 05-17-2007 05:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lebanon10452
i agree on this rules and i don't favor the arab side . and about the child picture who told him to throw stones on the vehicle , he deserve it .
long live the great nation of israel .

man :o what's wrong with u its Israeil we r talkin abt here ...... u should think abt what u said again ....

god 05-17-2007 06:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lebanon10452
i agree on this rules and i don't favor the arab side . and about the child picture who told him to throw stones on the vehicle , he deserve it .
long live the great nation of israel .

u know what i think ? i think you're a ****12 year old who chats on mirc and tells everyone when they ask him where he is from that he's lebanese but he's one of those cool lebanese people not the ones who r into religion or politics, and he has cousins living in the usa and in canada and france w ma ba3rif wen ****
w ba3den check your spelling !

Justin 05-17-2007 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by lebanon10452
he deserve it .
long live the great nation of israel .

since he deserve to be treated like this, then so were u... Israel is bullshit, go live there n i suggest u change ur username from Lebanon10452 to ISRAEL0069

flamenguita 05-17-2007 08:26 PM

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Lebanon 10452 is just a sample of the Geagea LFers mentality who back Israel in its terrorism against the arab world. Did u forget who were and still are the best allies of the LF now, the lobby clan and they are making military camps in Israel! So what are u excpecting from them, they are miltia and will always be like that.

But whatever he said, please members respect the rules and no personal attacks or i will close the thread!

El-Meghwar 05-17-2007 09:46 PM

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Mohammad,this forum is a democratic one and everyone have the right to say whatever he wants to as long as he's respecting the other members.

plz all the members stay away from personal attacks and discuss everything in a civilized way or u'll be warned.

Read the rules.

(political forum moderator)

abousoun 05-17-2007 10:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lebanon10452
i agree on this rules and i don't favor the arab side . and about the child picture who told him to throw stones on the vehicle , he deserve it .
long live the great nation of israel .

Why you don't favor the arabic side ?
Why you are supporting israel by saying "long live the great nation of israel" knowing that there is no such thing called "great nation of israel" even the isra2lian say it's still their dream
Are you with isra2lian to realize their dream ? coz after that there will be no such thing called lebanon and you would have to change your nickname to "Israel???????km2" w your signature which contradicts your earlier speech
Reconsider what you've said ... and most important is WHY ?

Thank You ...

xcoder 05-27-2007 12:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lebanon10452
i agree on this rules and i don't favor the arab side . and about the child picture who told him to throw stones on the vehicle , he deserve it .
long live the great nation of israel .

you're not any better of the people supporting fate7 al islam.
Lebanon children blood didn't dry yet and your nation of Israel killed the ones you have the logo in your avatar months ago.
i just found out that you side the Army not because of loving Lebanon but for your hate to Palestinians and most probably you will stand with Israel against the Lebanese Army. Shame on you!

lebanon10452 05-28-2007 06:01 AM

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i don't want to argue about this all i want to say is i have different point of view it's a long issue it's related to history that's about what called the palestinian case . if you want to talk about lebanon i will tell you that everything happened here happened for a reason because of so many faults before we arrived to this situation .you said shame on me, i say shame on everybody who enter lebanon in this war, shame on the persons who have sign the cairo agreement, shame on the persons who didn't control the borders, shame on the governement that let the free lebanese army that was in the south alone defending the south , shame on everybody who call the hero traitor and the traitor hero . history will judge everyone .

xcoder 05-28-2007 08:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lebanon10452
i don't want to argue about this all i want to say is i have different point of view it's a long issue it's related to history that's about what called the palestinian case . if you want to talk about lebanon i will tell you that everything happened here happened for a reason because of so many faults before we arrived to this situation .you said shame on me, i say shame on everybody who enter lebanon in this war, shame on the persons who have sign the cairo agreement, shame on the persons who didn't control the borders, shame on the governement that let the free lebanese army that was in the south alone defending the south , shame on everybody who call the hero traitor and the traitor hero . history will judge everyone .

Please don't tell me you're a hero, your great nation of israel left you in the middle of the road and you're still attached to it.
I do feel shame of such people who can say such things after seeing children of Lebanon being killed in front of the world with no reaction and some Lebanese like yourself unfortunately side the killers.
We are with seeing you back to Lebanon with your families but at least have respect to Lebanon and Lebanese and for the people who died fighting for this country.


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