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Neoxter 09-04-2009 10:15 PM

The Funny Quotes Thread
 
Like the quote of the day thread, every member can post one quote or oneliner joke a day.


Florida...it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife and sharks for the wife's mother.

Neoxter 09-05-2009 04:10 PM

I know Karate. And several other Japanese words.

Neoxter 09-14-2009 11:54 PM

ktir 3ej2a b hal thread :P

anyways, what has four wheels and flies ?


a garbage truck.

Kingroudy 09-15-2009 11:48 AM

i never finish what i sta

Rampage!! 09-16-2009 07:08 AM

you can't have a funny quotes thread without some simpsons quotes :D

"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe). http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Images/Homer.gif

Justin 09-16-2009 09:33 PM

my favorite: Do it today; It may be illegal tomorrow.

....It’s ok I’m a cop :p

Neoxter 09-16-2009 10:24 PM

What do u call a fish with no eye ? (better said orally) - a fsh
What did the fish say when it hit a wall ? DAM
What did the wall said to the other wall ? meet u at the corner
what did one snowman say to the other snowman ? it smells like carrots.

just check my fb statuses lool

TAREKŪ 09-18-2009 10:01 PM

The Difference between Muslims and Jews is that Jews dont like to spend any money and Muslims dont have any money to spend

Ahmed Ahmed

Neoxter 09-21-2009 05:52 PM

If speed scares you, try Windows.

abousoun 09-21-2009 07:05 PM

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work hard for it ... Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson

:hawhaw: :hawhaw:
Thank You ...


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