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10 Most Stupid Questions

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the 'Butter Paneer Masala' dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit
in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle ......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Re: 10 Most Stupid Questions

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnGe|ic (Post 107644)

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the 'Butter Paneer Masala' dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit
in it.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

They are all funny but these three are masterpieces...I laughed my heart outlool

Re: 10 Most Stupid Questions

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnGe|ic (Post 107644)

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your
feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

OMG they are hilarious ... i'm still laughing ... i loved these particular two questions ... they are the funniest ... thanks for sharing :D

Thank You ...

Re: 10 Most Stupid Questions

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnGe|ic (Post 107644)

:hawhaw: lool
haydeh da7aketneh , coz sayra ma3eh :p, but when it happened i did'nt think of that answer :D

Re: 10 Most Stupid Questions

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Originally Posted by wewe (Post 107653)

:hawhaw: lool
haydeh da7aketneh , coz sayra ma3eh :p, but when it happened i did'nt think of that answer :D

leh ur a girl :p