Vcoderz Community - Honest jokes

a husband asked her wife
honey tell me something that makes me happy and sad..

your dick is the biggest amongs all your friends
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Retirement
After 35 years of work in postal services, the postman is
preparing for retirement and he works his last day as a postman.
One family gives him a pan as a gift, another one gives him a
key tab, and when he rings at the third door, the door opens and
a glamourous blonde appears on, holds him from his hand, takes
him to the bedroom where they spent two hours in the most crazy
"acrobatics", and after the shower she prepares the breakfast
(eggs with the ham and orange juice) and gives him a $5.
During the meal, he was delirious and asks: "Can you explain all of
this to me...?!?"

The Blonde says: "Yesterday, I told my husband that our postman
is going to be retired and we need to make something for him, and he
replies: "**** him,......give him 5 dollars!" ......And the breakfast
was my idea."
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