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MORPHEUSP 01-22-2008 09:06 PM

Bill Gates And God
 
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.

Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important.

God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.

Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.

God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.

God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"

Bill responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".

http://www.computerjokes.net/119.htm

Sony 01-23-2008 10:23 PM

Re: Bill Gates And God
 
bill gates is nothing but a business man, even i'm better then him in programming...lol

TAREK® 01-24-2008 04:31 PM

Re: Bill Gates And God
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sony (Post 119272)
bill gates is nothing but a business man, even i'm better then him in programming...lol

Who cares how well he is while he is rich :D, I am ready to work for him if he gives me a good salary :D

MARX ® 01-24-2008 09:04 PM

Re: Bill Gates And God
 
hehehe....very funny joke

bas bill gates is nothing but a genious, smart, wise, billionaire.

Astonishing fact about bill gates

Bill gates earns 300$ a second!, so if 1000$ falls from him, he wouldn't torture himself and pick it up, since in this time he could re-earn more than that amount!


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