You live in Beirut when:
 

1. You can't speak in just one language for more than two sentences straight.
2. You know people by their cars...
3. The guy who polishes your shoes for 250 lira (16 cents) has a brand new state of the art cell phone.
4. You can't get a job because you're not Syrian, Filipino, Sri Lankan, or Egyptian.
5. You have family members in at least three other continents.
6. During the World Cup, you forget what country you're in because of all the Brazilian, German, French, and Italian flags hanging on people's cars, balconies, and over the street.
7. The driver in front of you has a 'Michael Schumacher' sticker on his rear window.

Re: You live in Beirut when:
 

Re: You live in Beirut when:
 

9. You get extremely nervous when driving

Re: You live in Beirut when:
 

10. Write your will before crossing the street.

Re: You live in Beirut when:
 

11. when you see a renault 12 speedin next to you and passin you 3al autostrade (it has a bmw engine) :p :p :p

Re: You live in Beirut when:
 

12. You have a flag in your room for every occasion :D