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Lebanon is a small country with a BIg HEART.The leader of the southern Lebonan is named Sir. Abdul Kelab Kebab.Lebanon is considering moving their military baracks to the chip shop near to Nina's Newsagents... The word Lebanon is thought to have originated from a misspelling of the authentic name Lebalon. The original name (a popular word for "white" in Pre-Cambrian Yiddish) is probably a reference to the yogurt Lebanesi people are thought to use in archaic mating rituals.[1] While the exact origins of the word Lebalon are unknown, it has been conclusively proven that this word is merely a scrambling of the word Ban On Le (pronounced Ban On Le), which is the name of a famous Martian spa, adding further credence to the theory that the Lebanesi people descend from Matrians. We have received an information leak from Aymans dad (primeminister- also a member of hezbolah) that they are planning on a slight change on the world map. They are considering changing the shading of lebanon to black (all 2.5 mm of it). Ayman an official name in lebanon which means 'Slave' lives in warwick avenue. Ayman is known to be a royal but lives in warwick in disguise, it has been said that he has done starjumps whilst getting jacked in the warwick estate.... 'Thats not a good thing!'. He 's been known to dodge bombs so he is quite fast...
Yazan Alsader is the president of lebanon with aaron doenges as the bodyguard

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