Vcoderz Community - Beer Vs Women

* A beer is always wet, a woman isn't

* Beer is horrible whet it's hot

* A cold beer satisfies you lool

* If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at u.
If you come back home smelling women ): your wife will get angry for sure and might even not talk to u again

* 10 beers a night and then you can't drive
10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anymore lool

* The older beer is the better lool

* Many beers can make you see UFO's
Many women can make you see God lool :P

* If you ask yourself how the next women will be , you are normal
If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are crazy and drunk

* Removing the sticker off a beer is fun
Removing the underwear is funnier

* For a beer you pay taxes

* If you take a 2nd beer, the 1st one doesn't get angry

* You can always be sure that you are the first one opening a beer lool

* If you shake a beer after a while it calms down by itself lool

* You know exactly how much a beer costs

* A beer doesn't have a mother

* You can do it if you want, but a beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour lool lool

): thank you lool