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quotes from homer simpson

my hero :hawhaw: I learned alot of him
if anyone has some quotes that he finds funny he can add them here
in this thread I'll just add the quotes I personnaly liked:

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. lool

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive. :hawhaw:

Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

"women are like beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother to get one!"

Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Homer: Son, I just want you to know I have total faith in you.
Bart: Since when?
Homer: Since your mother yelled at me.