Homsi Goes To The States To Study English!‏
 

A Homsi guy went to America to study and sent a letter his mom to show her how quickly he learned to speak English.
Dear YAMO,

Yesterday, friendatee invited me to a restaurant. We orders first KISSERS ??????, upside down ??????and the dessert was hind's husband cake ( jawz al hind) and made in husband ( ma3mool bel joz). But yamo one of my friendatee is a moons player ( la3eeb 2 mar) so danger on my mind ( 5atar 3ala balee) to go to the vomiting office ( maktab al mooraja3at ) in the university that have the divorced salad ?????? ?????? and tell them about my friend.

Yamo, I bought two husbands of socks ( jawzein kalset) but the salesman was my mother (2ommee) .He didn't understand what I wanted so I told him your price on me .

( 7a2ak 3alaye) I wanted to pay for the socks he didn't accept and said to me keep it on my calculation (5aleeha 3ala 7sabee) . We became friends and he invited me to his house before I came in I shouted constitution parents home (dastoor ya ahl al dar) . I evaluated his envelopes (2adaret zoorofo) coz he lived alone in a small house. He insisted to spend the night in his house I told him cover your width ( yestor 3ala 3ardak), I can't sleep out of the university but from here to here ( men hown la hown), I knew he was Syrian too. He was very on a boy ( 3asabee). I told him that the next day the invitation would me on my mathematics (3ala 7sa bee). Friendato came to tell him instead of your safety ( 3awad be salamtak) coz his cousin died two weeks ago.

Make your touching in good Yamo ( masaytek bel 5eir yamo) , and see you soon.



Your son Perfection The Tiger (Kamal Al Anemer).
P.S:Btestehal Thread:p

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lool I love this stuff, 7abeyt el dear yammo
fi kamen taba3 abou el 3abed :hawhaw:


Abou el abed was asked by his teacher to write an essay in english about any interesting encounter that happened recently with him.
So he wrote in a classical translation from Arabic to English.

From some 2 months 3 (chahren tlete) I recognized a girl in the tooth of the elephant(sen el fil) she was other look and like the moon! (gheir chekel ou mitli el amar) burn her religion (ye7re2 dina) what beautiful (chou 7ilwe). I tried to touch her pulse (dis nabada) to see is there is space and it appeared that she is interested. The first day I talked her on the phone (7kaita 3al telephone) and the second day she invited me on the lunch I asked her; what you kitchenized; (shou teibkha) she said some milk of his mother's yoghurt on the walking (shwayet laban emmo 3al meishi). I liked her project and before I arrived to her, I went to the milker (el 7allab) and bought some lady's arms (znoud l sett) and some eat and say thank you (kol ou shkor). She opened me the door and when she saw the handsome (el 7elo) in my hands she said yiiii! Your hands be safe (tislam 2idek) why torture yourself my uncle?:hawhaw: (lech m3azzab 7alak ya 3ammi). While we are eating, rang the doorbell. She opened the door and entered her old boyfriend. He asked who is he? she said not your entry (ma dakhalak) I knew straight he wanted to problemize it (baddo ymashkela) He said my eye on you and on him (ya 3ainy 3laiki w 3leh) I will count God not create you (be7sob allah ma khala2ik)I said: look my head does not carry me (raseh mabye7milny) break the evil (ksor el shar) before the gypsy milk goes up huh! (abel ma 7alib el nawar yetla3) go pave the sea (ballet el ba7er) and bleach from my face now! (7il 3an wiji halla2) The man felt on his blood lool (7ass 3a dammo) and left the room. In the truth, he poisoned my body (sammalei badanei) very much. But the girl gave breakfast to my nerves (rawwa2etly a3sabi) she said don't carry worry (ma te7mol hamm) my life don't carry worry put your hands in cold water I told her like my foot :hawhaw: (metel ejre) tell me, are you empty tonight? (fadye lyom) she said yes, I emptify myself for you (bfaddilak 7aleh) I told her thank you my love, you are very digestiblelool (inte kteer mahdoumei)...

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Nice ones
But I think that one can make jokes without being racist
it would be better for example to say je7a or abou l 3abed
jokes rather than those who insult a whole population

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looooooooooooooooooool I spent 30 mins laughing just reading this one lool

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