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Requesting a salary raise ... [Dirty Version :P]
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and upon considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are - often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and - stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as - wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have - completed the assigned task. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering - and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. :hawhaw: Sincerely, V. Gina |
Re: Requesting a salary raise ... [Dirty Version :P]
i think and strongly agree that he deserves to get a BIG raise lool , he derseves it :p
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Re: Requesting a salary raise ... [Dirty Version :P]
enno zawadtowa ktir :)
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Re: Requesting a salary raise ... [Dirty Version :P]
KEEP RAISING.....
P.niss :) |
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