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AnGe|ic 11-05-2008 12:03 PM

Marriage Detective
 
The private detective, tries to uncover any
deception. For example:

--- A man claims that he has "never touched a single shot of
alcohol in his life." The detective discovers that the man
always orders double shots.

--- A woman claims that she "completed her higher education
in the UK." The detective discovers that UK stands for
University of Kerala.

--- A man claims that he is "earning a six-figure salary
monthly." The detective discovers that two of those figures
come after the decimal point.

---A woman claims that she has "a very close relationship
with God and I love him dearly." The detective discovers
that "God" is short for Godfrey (her boyfriend).

---A man claims that he is a "veterinarian who happens to be
a non-vegetarian." The detective discovers that the man is
actually a vegetarian who happens to be a non-veterinarian.

---A woman claims that her father "was once a very
successful golf professional." The detective discovers that
her father was once a very successful Gulf professional --
he worked in Dubai.

TAREKŪ 11-06-2008 06:41 PM

Re: Marriage Detective
 
looooooooooooooooooool amazing as always lool


Quote:

Originally Posted by AnGe|ic (Post 157822)


---A woman claims that she has "a very close relationship
with God and I love him dearly." The detective discovers
that "God" is short for Godfrey (her boyfriend).





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