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A program I wrote last night after new year eve...

Code:

// File name: PincaColada.cpp // Author: Edgard Chammas // Disclaimer: Keep two things in mind: // 1- Don't compile while you're drunk. // 2- The author will not hold any responsibility // for whatever might happens after you execute // this program since he is from Lebanon... // Advisory: Parental advisory, explicit content // Preface: I dedicate this program for my wife and my // 3.00 children. I love you! <3 #include <windows.h> // <3 #include <ctime> // NoICantSeeTime! >_> #include <iostream> // Feyet/Tale3 using namespace std; // 2esTiDi! :D #include <cassert> // Always check your poket! ;) #define NewYearEve(aret, seker, wta2, hanak, w2ekel, hawa, wtebwis, wle3eb, wte7shish, wshereb, wPinaColada, wej3ir, wsex, w2osas, w2alla, yestor, chou, ba3ed, fi, haraket, manyakeh, sterou, masheftou, menna, ya, jame3a) wej3ir##wsex##masheftou##jame3a //?. Mbala shefna kell shi... #define Celebrate NewYearEve(y,e,n,t,e,k, ,3,a,l, ,m,a,n,e,y,e,k, ,j,a,m,i,3,a,n) bool TestFawwetle( char [] ); void Tsalla_shway( unsigned ); void Zammer ( unsigned ); char Celebrate() { char fawwetle[64] = "fadeh..."; system( "@echo off" ); system( "color 0a" ); unsigned bel_3ared = GetSystemMetrics ( SM_CXSCREEN ) - 1; unsigned bel_toul = GetSystemMetrics ( SM_CYSCREEN ) - 1; srand( time( 0 ) ); // Tombola! :D cout << "\nF5 is needed here to stop \"manyakeh\"..." << endl; while( !GetAsyncKeyState( VK_F5 ) ) // Kill any bastard in one button! { SetCursorPos( (rand() % bel_3ared ) + 1, ( rand() % bel_toul ) + 1 ); Beep( rand(), 15 ); // Miaw!!! } system( "ver" ); cout << "\nWhere did you spend the new year eve 2010?\n"; cin >> fawwetle; Tsalla_shway ( 2000 ); cout << "Hmmm...\n"; Tsalla_shway ( 3000 ); if( TestFawwetle ( fawwetle ) ) { cout << "It doesn't matter...\n"; Tsalla_shway ( 1500 ); cout << "Let me tell you what...\n"; Tsalla_shway ( 1500 ); cout << "Whenever you was, I hope you enjoyed \"habeltak\" ! :)\n"; Tsalla_shway ( 1500 ); cout << "Happy New year! :D\n"; Zammer ( 3 ); } else { cout << "Stop it! Don't make me puke my PinaColada!\n"; } cin.ignore( cin.rdbuf()->in_avail() + 1 ); return '\x00'; } bool TestFawwetle ( char fawwetle[] ) { return ( strlen( fawwetle ) < 128 ); } void Tsalla_shway ( unsigned wa2et ) { double mou2akkat = clock() + wa2et; while ( mou2akkat > clock() ); } void Zammer ( unsigned zammour ) { assert( zammour > 0 ); for ( unsigned i = 0 ; i < zammour; i++ ) { Beep( 2000 , 1500 ); Tsalla_shway ( 700 ); } }

nice!

after reading the code and the comments(which are hilarious lool), it looks like u were drunk while writing this program :p

I was doing some search on Bing.com and found something that needs some explanation. :hizb:
What this piece of code, that I wrote one night while I was tipsy, has to do on the main page of this website! :crazy:

barki mfakreena a picture for pina collada w 7ateen l code lool

one of those three:

1-this is a prank being played by you :p
2-a friend of yours hacked into this guy's website and posted this code there.
3-the owner of the site is a complete n00b and doesn't know shit abt websites and he put that code there by some chance he found it..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this crap is funny!!

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Originally Posted by Neoxter (Post 207735)

1- Nope. Why would I do that. Why would I place that code especially on that website and on that specific place. :huh:
2- Maybe, but what's the point? I didn't even know about it until I saw it today as one of Bing.com results. :inno:
3- I don't think that he's noob. And if he was, it's impossible for him to be that much stupid! In the worst cases, he should have noticed what he did!:think:

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Originally Posted by Google (Post 207735)

4- My girlfriend is trying to surprise me.

I don't have a girlfriend. :p