hello general
 

In a hospital, in the maternity section, four new born babies get mixed-up.

There is one baby from keserwen, one from bchareh, one from tripoli, and one from da7iyeh.
The nurse, who was responsible for the problem, goes up to the doctor panic stricken, and asks for some help.
The doctor, extremely self-confident tells her not to worry. He goes to the room where the four babies are and shouts: "HELLO GENERAL"

Instantly the baby from da7yeh said 'welcome our ally', while the one from Bchareh shits in his pants, and the keserwani baby tells the one from Tripoli "Make a coffee please!!!" =))

I didn't get it :p

Yeah me neither :p

I got it :p

eno ebn el da7yeh lama yesma3 general byetzakar 7alifo

w ebn bchareh bass yesma3 general bi mout ra3beh

w ebn Tripoli bass yesma3 general bietzakar eno hayda sido

man lame joke :p

no man i think it's a funny joke bass it should be said in arabic and live... ya3neh tari2et l tekhbir btefro2...

and for those who didn't understand it...
lama 2al l 7akim "ya ahla bel general"
ebn l da7yeh btassamm...
ebn bcharreh chakh ta7to...
w ebn keserwen allo lal trabolsseh: "fout 3mol fenjen ahweh lal estez"...

ya3neh l ma2soud enno men abel ma yekhla2 l lebneneh bikoun bya3ref l general w ekhed maw2af menno 7assab mante2to...

l chi3a bye7termou...
l ouwet bikhefo menno...
l 3awniyeh m3azmino...
wel 7aririyeh kharj yochtoghloulo kheddem...