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Jess 05-01-2010 02:25 PM

Welcome back to Lebanon
 
Toni grew up in Beirut, then moved away to attend college and Law in Oxford University.

He decided to come back to Beirut, because he could not be a big man in
Oxford. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office.

The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived.

As the man came to the door Mr. Toni picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all while talking "No. Absolutely not! You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The
Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the
primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support.
Okay.
Tell the State Prosecutor that I'll meet with him next week to discuss
the details."

This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man
sat patiently as Toni rattled instructions. Finally, Toni put down the phone
and turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm
very busy. What can I do for you?"

The man replied, "I'm from OGERO, I've come to connect your line".


lool lool

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Tawa 05-01-2010 02:31 PM

Halfway through the joke I knew how it was gonna end :p heard similar jokes few times now.

TAREKŪ 05-02-2010 10:40 AM

I heard it a thousand times, and I read it here around 3 times and I am sure it was posted here.... by YOU :p


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