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Justin 02-13-2011 12:09 AM

Why A Dog is Better than a Woman [Top 10]
 
10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8.A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you stay home late.
3. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
2. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
1. A dog does not shop.

Adam 02-13-2011 12:55 AM

Dude, that's way sexist...

MORPHEUSP 02-13-2011 01:45 PM

Dude..... how can i say this politely :p.... you can't bang a dog :D .. i'm vouching for the women :p . though they are funny reasons the ones you mentioned :p .

Sheriff Ice 02-13-2011 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MORPHEUSP (Post 228273)
Dude..... how can i say this politely :p.... you can't bang a dog :D .. i'm vouching for the women :p . though they are funny reasons the ones you mentioned :p .

Who Said You cant Do Bang a dog dude :p ask Malek maktabi he is the expert in this

MORPHEUSP 02-13-2011 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheriff Ice (Post 228274)
Who Said You cant Do Bang a dog dude :p ask Malek maktabi he is the expert in this

LOL.... i mean you can't be normal and do it :p

Tawa 02-13-2011 06:07 PM

Can a dog make you a sandwich?

NO!

I rest my case.

Sheriff Ice 02-13-2011 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tawa (Post 228279)
Can a dog make you a sandwich?

NO!

I rest my case.

In Thailand They Eat Dogs, if it can't make a sandwich, it can be made a sandwich :D

Justin 02-13-2011 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tawa (Post 228279)
Can a dog make you a sandwich?

NO!

I rest my case.

that's why some men are gays, so they can make sandwiches for each other lool

Neoxter 02-13-2011 08:04 PM

Note to self: Don't eat hot-dogs if you ever visited Thailand.

Justin 02-13-2011 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neoxter (Post 228285)
Note to self: Don't eat hot-dogs if you ever visited Thailand.

the only dog that does not bite the hands that it feeds, is the hot dog


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