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No one is smarter than a lebanese

Three contractors . . . one from Lebanon, another from Syria and the third from Florida are bidding to repair the White House fence. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run $900 . . . $400 for materials,
$400 for labor and $100 profit for me." The Syrian contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Lebanese contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" "Easy," the Lebanese explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Syria to do the work." :o