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Ask yourself .. Stupid questions !
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Can you cry under water? How is it that we put men on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV? Since bread is square, then why is most sandwich meat round? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Why do we choose from just two people for President and 50 for Miss America? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing? Does a clean house indicate there's a broken computer in it? Do cows have calf muscles? If a funeral procession happens at night, should people drive with their lights off? Shouldn't it be, "Some things in moderation"? Why are builders afraid to have a thirteenth floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? Aren't all generalizations false? Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? Sooner or later, doesn't everyone stop smoking? Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another? If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently? quote-left.gif (159 bytes) Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one? quote-right.gif (155 bytes) Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one? Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"? If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor? |
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i loved these thanks for sharing bro..and they are actually very true.
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Nice questions man, all these questions are ligocal ones and have no answers in me when u find any tell me what is itO_o but i will ask u a question as u asked: why is ur nickname "Farah" while u r as i know a guy?:p |
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