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hammerguy 03-24-2006 07:11 PM

conversation between Bush and Condolisa Rice
 
Here's a conversation between Bush and Condolisa Rice :
>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>George: Great. Lay it on me.
>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>George: That's what I want to know.
>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>Condi: Yes.
>George: I mean the fellow's name.
>Condi: Hu.
>George: The guy in China.
>Condi: Hu.
>George: The new leader of China.
>Condi: Hu.
>George: The main man in China!
>Condi: Hu is leading China.
>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>Condi: That's the man's name.
>George: That's who's name?
>Condi: Yes.
>George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.
>Condi: That's correct.
>George: Then who is in China?
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Yassir is in China?
>Condi: No, sir.
>George: Then who is?
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Yassir?
>Condi: No, sir.
>George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>Condi: Kofi?
>George: No, thanks.
>Condi: You want Kofi?
>George: No.
>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>Condi: Kofi?
>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>Condi: And call who?
>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>George: Will you stay out of China?!
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
>Condi: Kofi.
>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone
:D :D

Jean 03-24-2006 07:47 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
nice one hammerguy
it makes me remember the lebanese dialogue :-P :-P

LFsoul 03-25-2006 02:50 PM

LOOOOOL nice one

xcoder 03-25-2006 02:57 PM

hehehehehe very nice :)

rEzZzie 03-25-2006 07:06 PM

real gr8 conversation hahaha :lol: :lol:

Patriotic 03-26-2006 06:15 PM

Boring but not bad :lol:

hammerguy 03-27-2006 11:38 AM

thx guys, wish the best for the best forum, 8) :)


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