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Jesus is watching you !!
A burglar broke into a house one night and heard in the
dark "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more he clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the Burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses? >>>>"The same kind of people who'd name a Rottweiler >>>>Jesus". |
Re: Jesus is watching you !!
look at this pic. and u will see jesus
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