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What Should You Do During The Bombings Season?
Received By Mail:D:
1st- Go normally to work/uni in the morning but before going into the car, buy a mirror min 2a2rab dikken and glue it to a stick to check if there's any mi7sheye under ur car... 2nd- Enjoy work/ uni during the morning, go to the beach or to lunch ANYWHERE U WANT... 3rd- On ur way back home (try not to be home after 9pm), pick up an application of immigration to Canada or any balad bil 3alam... 4th- Rent a nice DVD (or a whole season iza il wade3 m2azzam) and make sure to bring an internet card, wara2 shadde, cigarettes, snack, alcohol, coffee, coffee-mate, coke, marshmallows, some papers and a pen (in case u needed to write a will!)... 5th- When u're home check for any weird, unusual or suspicious cars bil 7ay, if there's any, la77i2 7alak w frika (don't be an idiot calling the police because chances are the potential bomb will go off and u'll grill before they arrive)... 6th- If there's no unusual cars, park ur car the farest possible from the road... 7th- Keep the car's windows mash2ou2een to avoid breaking the glass by any possible bombing... 8th- Tla3 3al bet ya rayiss w check ur facebook account w invite ur friends over for a dvd. Make sure that they take self-responsibility if any bomb goes off on the road... 9th- Nzal 3al malja2 w shouf iza baddo more tijheez or if it needs cleaning... 10th- Nazzil a7la sofa, ur tv, ur dvd player, ur pc and the internet cable... 11th- Always have a helmet on ur head..if anyone asks, tell them "walaw?? it's the newest trend"... 12th- Never ever answer ur phone with the retro stupid "allo"...it's bombings-season people...instead of "allo" use "wein??" 13th- Enjoy the evening... Repeat procedure daily until Bashar's regime yos2ot or until the visa arrives... Heik bitkoun tsallet w waffaret 3a 7alak the next infijars... yalla bon boneh (cant say good night anymore lol) |
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Hehehehe yes i received it kamen :P:P:P
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I didn't receive it yet :(:p Thanks for sharing Rami_s :)
"Repeat procedure daily until Bashar's regime yos2ot or until the visa arrives..." It's for sure made by a Sanioura supporter ;) Kell ma sar chi BACHAR BACHAR haha |
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They should keep bachar and add "wait the resignation of the government since it seems to be the same style of bachar loooool"
Teacher and students :D |
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I was Going To Put It Bas elet Khalas Tarakta زيّ ما هية |
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hehe cooooooooollll :p:D niceee mahdoume w akid ra7 tabbe2a cz mhemmin mni7 l erchedet :p
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