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Cute children Poems
My Girlfriend
I got a new girlfriend, though I don't like girls. I haven't much money, but I buy her pearls. I'm always embarrassed, but I give her flowers, and talk on the phone every evening for hours. We go to the movies, and she gets to pick. She wants to hold hands, though it makes me feel sick. She likes when I smell good, so I take a bath. I do what she asks me, and she does my math. My Teacher Calls Me Sweetie Cakes My teacher calls me sweetie cakes. My classmates think it's funny to hear her call me angel face or pookie bear or honey. She calls me precious baby doll. She calls me pumpkin pie or doodle bug or honey bunch or darling butterfly. My class is so embarassing I need to find another; just any class at all in which the teacher's not my mother. I Have to Write a Poem I have to write a poem but I really don't know how. So maybe I'll just make a rhyme with something dumb, like "cow." Okay, I'll write about a cow, but that's so commonplace. I think I'll have to make her be... a cow from outer space! My cow will need a helmet and a space suit and a ship. Of course, she'll keep a blaster in the holster on her hip. She'll hurtle through the galaxy on meteoric flights to battle monkey aliens in huge karate fights. She'll duel with laser sabers while avoiding lava spray to vanquish evil emperors and always save the day. I hope the teacher likes my tale, "Amazing Astro Cow." Yes, that's the poem I will write as soon as I learn how. Share with us cute poems ( for kids) |
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Hush little baby Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird don't sing, Mama's going to buy you a diamond ring. And if that diamond ring turns brass, Mama's going to buy you a looking glass. And if that looking glass gets broke, Mama's going to buy you a billy goat. And if that billy goat won't pull, Mama's going to buy you a cart and bull. And if that cart and bull turn over, Mama's going to buy you a dog named Rover. And if that dog named Rover won't bark, Mama's going to buy you a horse and cart. And if that horse and cart fall down, You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town. |
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Today I Had a Rotten Day Today I had a rotten day. As I was coming in from play I accidentally stubbed my toes and tripped and fell and whacked my nose. I chipped a tooth. I cut my lip. I scraped my knee. I hurt my hip. I pulled my shoulder, tweaked my ear, and got a bruise upon on my rear. I banged my elbow, barked my shin. A welt is forming on my chin. My pencil poked me in the thigh. I got an eyelash in my eye. I sprained my back. I wrenched my neck. I'm feeling like a total wreck. So that's the last time I refuse when teacher says to tie my shoes |
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My little nigga' baby :lool: by Justin
My little nigga' baby He came with a style fresh, no bullet proof vest My little nigga' baby never got checked, never cashed a cheque but what the heck My little nigga' baby He raps, 4 the rep, rollin 4 the thrill of the chase My little nigga' baby N forgot about a cracka's race, he's the turtle in this hare race My little nigga' baby this hear face'll never crack, keep it poker, no joker My little nigga' baby u could call him the tree toker, the number 1 weed smoker :o My little nigga' baby in fact he's loc, never backin' 2 the ropes, he's dope My little nigga' baby fresh wild, unique style, free free 2 quote My little nigga' baby this a free style it aint that he wrote, his lyrics float the boat My little nigga' baby in this rap game of chickens, he's the G.O.A.T n u can dig him, like a moat My little nigga' baby peace:lool: |
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Somedays I sit staring out the window, watchin' this world pass me by
Sometimes I think there's nothin' to live for. I almost break down and cry. Sometimes I think I'm crazy. I'm crazy, oh so crazy. Why am I here? Am I just wasting my time But then I see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy. It all makes sense when I look into her eyes...oh no!!! |
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Swimming Ool :hawhaw: Swimming in the swimming pool is where I like to "B," wearing underwater goggles so that I can "C." Yesterday, before I swam,I drank a cup of "T." Now the pool is just an "ool"because I took a "P." :lool: |
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