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M.A · 10-20-2007

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's
birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store
manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"

The Manager replied, "Which one? We have
'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95,
'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 and
'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00"

"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?, the
father asked.

The store manager replied: "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's
house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings

10-20-2007	#3
M.A Registered Member Last Online: 04-18-2010 Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 407 Thanks: 171 Thanked 227 Times in 96 Posts Groans: 5 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: English Funny Jokes A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have 'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes shopping' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95, 'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00" "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?, the father asked. The store manager replied: "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings __________________