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A Brick

The teacher was having acreative lesson in her English class. She put a brick on her desk and asked children to tell her what came into their minds when thy saw this brick.

Billy said "I think about my dad. He is a construction worker."

Suzie "I think about our new house."

Then the teacher thought, 'Why don't I ask Little Johnny? After all, what can he say about a brick that would be improper?'

So, she said, "Little Johnny, what do you think about when you see this brick?"

Little Johnny stopped carving a big J into his desk and said "Naked chicks!"

The teacher was horrified "But why, Little Johnny? Why? This is a brick!"

Little Johnny said, "I always think about naked Chicks!"












Following An Example

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man! I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning again. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaned, "I need a bike! I need a bike!"