Re: Little Dirty Johnny
Is That Sex?
A teacher was giving a lesson in sex education to her fourth grade
class. After showing a brief film and reading the lesson, she
asked if anyone had any questions.
One little boy held up his hand shyly. "Teacher, I have a boy dog
and he jumps over the fence and wrestles with this girl dog and
she has puppies. Is this sex?"
"Yes, that's sex," the teacher replied.
A little girl raised her hand. "Teacher, I have a girl cat and
there's a boy cat that jumps on her out in the yard and they
wrestle. Then she has kittens. Is that sex?"
"Yes, that's sex," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny then raised his hand. "Teacher, the other night I
saw a movie where three guys wrestled with Sylvester Stallone. Is
that sex?"
"No, that was not sex," the teacher replied.
"Good," Little Johnny replied. "I always thought it would take
more than three guys to **** Stallone in the ass."
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