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**mr_j** · 11-18-2007

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome
then the male translation:
Fine: depends on context but often means "better than neutral, but not quite good"
Five minutes: simply reverse the female meaning of this term.
Nothing: "nothing"
Go ahead: 1) it is acceptable to proceed, or 2) I don't care what you do
Loud sigh: you are being irrational. again.
That's Okay: I'm not entirely sure what we are talking about, but hopefully saying this will shut you up.
Thanks: will you take off your shirt now?

11-18-2007	#1
mr_j Community Moderator Last Online: 07-31-2023 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,520 Thanks: 3,023 Thanked 2,076 Times in 1,156 Posts Groans: 7 Groaned at 34 Times in 27 Posts	what do men and women mean... FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome then the male translation: Fine: depends on context but often means "better than neutral, but not quite good" Five minutes: simply reverse the female meaning of this term. Nothing: "nothing" Go ahead: 1) it is acceptable to proceed, or 2) I don't care what you do Loud sigh: you are being irrational. again. That's Okay: I'm not entirely sure what we are talking about, but hopefully saying this will shut you up. Thanks: will you take off your shirt now?