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Originally Posted by AnGe|ic
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the 'Butter Paneer Masala' dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit
in it.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
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They are all funny but these three are masterpieces...I laughed my heart out