Re: English Funny Jokes
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane, in a very slow fashion , she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me Sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN, may I ask your name?
"Maury Fishbein" he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"
the old man replied "For about 60 years."
"60 years! she exclaimed, That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims.
I pray for all the Wars and hatred to stop, I pray for all our children to
grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."
The Journalist reflected on the answer for a few moments and asked,
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
The Old Man, looking up to heaven replied, "Like I'm talking to a ****in' wall."
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