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wewe · 12-26-2007

A lonely spinster, aged 81, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED,
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN Person.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
The woman said "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!" The old man smiled "Therefore I cannot run around on
you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still
good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

12-26-2007	#25
wewe Registered Member Last Online: 01-21-2020 Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 903 Thanks: 54 Thanked 395 Times in 273 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	perfect old husband wanted A lonely spinster, aged 81, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN Person. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The woman said "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you....you have no legs!" The old man smiled "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"